The Spiffy Gang

So, I was headed out for a night out on the town with my drugstore cowboys. I threw on my cheaters with the fitted up glad rags with a fresh pair of boots on my dogs. Looking really spiffy! So we got to the saloon and I was feeling really good, like the big cheese. Buying drinks for everyone and then I see from the corner of my eye the cat's meow of the night. With gams that seemed everlasting. Come to find out it was the moll and the undercover bear cut of the night. Making her daily round; searching for her next victim. I wasn't giving any eye contact and she walked right passed me stopped sniff the air then continued. So yeah everything is copacetic over here; and still sipping on my giggle water.